Cheap Thrills

1. Play new and fun games with your breakfast cereal. One Calvin favorite that has been passed down over the years is Freaky-Oh’s. It goes like this: save the last little bit of each box of cereal for two months or so. Mix them all together in one big bowl, douse with Vernor’s or that coffee from yesterday still left in the pot, AND ENJOY!

2. Declare war on another state, like, say, Montana. They may not take you seriously, and keep in mind that they are mostly armed and dangerous. If they ask for reasons, point out that urine referances are frowned upon in Bozeman, and then give your standard spiel about how this violates your basic notions of human rights and how they differ from those of the current Presidential administration.