Are we non- sensient humans?
We are clay pigeons

By Nathan “Chuckles” Westerhof
Guest Writer, A & E

Ever feel like you don’t have control of your life? Ever feel like things just can’t get any worse? Have you ever thought that everyone has their cross hairs targeted on you? The experiences you have felt, along with many others, are captured for you in a new movie titled “Clay Pigeons.” Many people have referred to “Clay Pigeons” as a dark movie. I’m not saying they’re wrong. They underemphasized the dark part.

photo courtesy Gramercy Pictures

Dark barely begins to describe the directing style of David Dobkin. He takes dark comedy and colors it black. Of course, the film, Dobkin’s first, is a dark comedy, meaning that some of the time there is humor. “Clay Pigeons” can be equated to college life. Not that all college students have an affair with their best friend’s wife or are accused of serial murder. In fact, I’m willing to wager that very few are.

But the downward spiral that Clay Bidwell, played by Jaoquin Phoenix, gets sucked into is similar to one or two experiences that I have had here at Calvin, and I’m betting you have had a couple yourself. In the movie, Clay, a hardworking gas attendant, and his friend, Earl, are out at the shooting range. Earl there reveals that he has knowledge of the illicit affair Clay and his wife are involved in.

He commits a masterfully planned suicide made to frame Clay for his murder. And that’s where the fun begins. Clay disposes of the body, and while doing so ends up finding another corpse. Clay finds that he soon has no friends, except for one Lester Long, an overly friendly type that Clay meets in a bar, and while fishing together (it’s what new friends do, or so I’m told)more evidences of foul play surface. Clay also tries to forget Amanda, the wife of dead Earl, by going on a date that ends up in shambles, much like the remainder of Clay’s life.

The FBI is called in to look into the number of bodies turning up in the town, a scenic Mercer, Montana. Janeane Garofolo plays a deadpan Scullyesque FBI agent who pins a number of recent murders on Clay. The plot keeps twisting, turning until the end of the movie, which seemed a bit of a reach. But isn’t that what movies are all about? No, I’m not going to give the ending away.

The general feel of this film hearkens back to “Fargo,” with brilliant scenery, dark humor, and smarter-than-they-seem police. It almost is “Fargo,” except it isn’t. But if you like “Fargo,” “Clay Pigeons” might just be your type of movie. If you like dark comedy, first join a comedian cult, then take all of your new friends to see “Clay Pigeons.” Hey, if they like it, they might not kill you.